a quote I thought up a long time ago.
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
The Doctor’s Best Know For (When Not the Doctor) Part 10
- Barty Crouch Jr. in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
- Peter Vincent in Fright Night
- Spitelout in How to Train Your Dragon
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP
Omg i’ll smile forever
id cry from happiness i think
that last gif will be me in 3 hours
edit: I was dead wrong
Me after reblogging this five times:
me after reblogging this 10 times:
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”
"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."
(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.
That bullshit heart surgery example doesn’t even make sense though, does that person think that we’re still doing heart surgery the exact same way we’ve always done heart surgery? As if medicine isn’t constantly changing and updating? Wow it’s almost like people are finding excuses to not have to think critically about the world!
You mean we don’t still take people’s brains out and rub them in salt to dispel the devil and cure headaches? I’m pretty sure that’s established medieval protocol, wouldn’t want to mix things up.
Better off dead.
do you ever wonder what health and mana potions taste like
you know what if my tax dollars are paying for this then I demand a turn